"Excuse me? Who do you think you are?"
"I think I’m the soon-to-be wealthy Mrs. Rivendell. And I don’t know who you are but you better stay out of my way."
"Fine, bitch, learn the hard way. Don’t say I didn’t warn you."
"I don’t need warnings. Indigo is my soul mate."
"You are literally a dumbass."
"Um, hi… Can I help you with something?"
"Doubt it. I’m waiting for Indigo to go on our date. Who are you?"
"Oh. Um, look, word to the wise, Indigo isn’t the best bet for boyfriend of the year and—"
"Did I ask you?"
Indigo started a fire and there was no alarm in that area so the firefighters didn’t come
Indigo and Lance freaked out but Anais just walked straight up to it and put it out autonomously — BADASS
BONUS: sia ran outside and fainted because she was scared
"Yes. Lance and I are expecting."
"Ooh, how mysterious! Expecting what? An alien? A baby velociraptor? The possibilities are endless!"
*Isis laughs* “You are so ridiculous.”
*Indigo leans down* “Hi possibly alien spawn of Lance and Isis, this is your Uncle Indie speaking. Can’t wait to meet you!”
pics of Indigo working out for obvious reasons (i just love him so much help)
"Sounds like… a girl."
"Really? I think it feels like a boy."
"I guess we’ll see… I can’t wait to tell everybody."
can we talk about how cute lance’s face is here???
"So, you’re not mad?"
"Of course not. I love you and you’re carrying my child. Why would I be mad?"
*Isis starts to tear up*
"Why? Are you mad about this?”
"What? No, no, I’m so relieved. It’s just… I love you so much. I wanted to do things right with you. Get married and get a little house and—"
*Lance hugs her* "Sh, don’t cry. We can do things right. Let’s get married."
"Lance we have to talk…"
"Okay, let’s talk."
"Look, I don’t know how to say this except that I love you and I’m pregnant with your baby. There, it’s all laid out on the table."
"Wait, are you serious?"
*Isis looks down* “Yes. Please don’t hate me, I’m so sorry—”
"I love you." *kisses her*
"I can’t believe you’re having a baby!"
*laugh* “Me either.”
"Look, don’t worry about Lance. You’re going to make him so happy.”
*Isis smiles and sighs with relief* “Thank you, Anais.”
"Lance and I had sex for the first time and—"
"Ayyyyyyyye! It’s about time, too—"
"No, Anais, listen! I got pregnant…”
"Oh, shit—you’re pregnant? Congratulations!"
"No, Anais… What do I tell Lance? What will he think?"
"What do you mean? Tell him you’re pregnant with his kid. Isis, he loves you. He’s going to be ecstatic."
"Y-you think so?"